I’ve been traveling a lot recently. Traveling gives me the opportunity to do things that I don’t often get to do in my coastal megapolis – including reading USA Today.
I particularly like the letters to the editor – and particularly when they touch on religion. One recent letter talked about how an editorial “offended god.” What, god called him up and said “you’re offending me!”? Yeah, right.
And also last week, on Glen Beck (one of the most useless wastes of satellite bandwidth), some guy was talking about how the end times are near. How this shit gets on CNN is beyond me!
OK… so, we don’t need to worry about the war, the recession or the environment. The End Times are Nigh… so, in the inimitable words of Alfred E. Newman, “What, Me Worry?”
